>:(
I have a really
>:( look on my face right now. Pumpkin pies are breeding like tribbles in my kitchen. And damn little else has been accomplished for tomorrow's dinner. I need to chop up onion and pepper for my greens, only there's no space for the cutting board, much less the food processor.
Also, there were little bugs in my collard greens. There are now three bundles of collard greens in my trash. I will never eat collard greens again. All the other bags of greens, though, were bug-free - I know this like I know my own name, because I
hand-scrubbed and
visually inspected every... single... leaf. If there was so much as a bug bite on the leaf, it went in the trash.
There are now more greens in the trash than is in the pot.
I'm never doing this again.